Friday, June 19, 2009

Fun with WebChat - Part 2

The content of this conversation has not been edited, only the names of businesses and employees have been omitted.

10:58:44 Visitor: what is the deposit if the credit check is not favorable to your organization?
10:59:12 Employee: Which organization are you a member of?
11:02:00 Visitor: [name removed]
11:02:34 Employee: There is a credit check performed for any order that comes from [name removed].
11:03:13 Visitor: so again i ask what is the fee if the credit check is not favorable to [name removed].
11:04:22 Employee: I am sorry, I do not understand the nature of your question. Please rephrase.
11:04:59 Visitor: what is the amount of the down payment for service if your credit is not good.
11:05:26 Visitor: how much will i have to pay if my credit is fucked up
11:06:10 Employee: Without running credit I cannot give you a definitive answer. The deposit may range between $50-500.
11:06:20 Visitor: thank you.
11:06:52 Visitor closed chat window

Tremendous news!

Sandra Bullock gets naked in "The Proposal".

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Spoiler

In the movie "The Hangover", don't get your hopes up for seeing Heather Graham's tits. You only see one. While she's breast feeding. A baby. :(

Friday, May 29, 2009

Best years of your life

If the best years of your life were in high school, I hope you died tragically at nineteen.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Random Thoughts

1. F St. Louis
2. Pressure treated plywood is really expensive
3. Legal vernacular has a surprisingly high amount of Latin
4. IKEA hot dogs are $.50
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