TWO MUPPETS POSTS IN A DAY?

Where have the fucking Muppets been?

Right here, rehearsing and perfecting this bitch....

Appealing the masses...

I'm working on a new post. But for you impatient types, enjoy this.




**Update** - this is supposed to move, hence Party Hard Hogan. I'll take this fail and file it away for future reference.

Yo, Balloon Boy...

Papercuts, bro.

Packer Game

Through some amazing circumstances, the Mrs.-to-Be acquired two tickets for tonight's historic game at the Metrodump. Below is where we'll be sitting. Looks like a pretty good seat to watch Rodgers toss for 400 yards w/ 8 TD's. All the while the Packers' D shuts out Adrian.

And, she managed to get the tix for face value... saving us over $300 total.

Suck it Vike's. After this loss, you can all crawl back into your respective fair weather holes and cry over the greatness of the Pack.

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

I'm friends with one of the two perp's in this story. Clearly a well thought out robbery.