Thursday, October 29, 2009

Appealing the masses...

I'm working on a new post. But for you impatient types, enjoy this.




**Update** - this is supposed to move, hence Party Hard Hogan. I'll take this fail and file it away for future reference.

Friday, October 16, 2009

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Monday, October 5, 2009

Packer Game

Through some amazing circumstances, the Mrs.-to-Be acquired two tickets for tonight's historic game at the Metrodump. Below is where we'll be sitting. Looks like a pretty good seat to watch Rodgers toss for 400 yards w/ 8 TD's. All the while the Packers' D shuts out Adrian.

And, she managed to get the tix for face value... saving us over $300 total.

Suck it Vike's. After this loss, you can all crawl back into your respective fair weather holes and cry over the greatness of the Pack.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Tsk, tsk, tsk.


I'm friends with one of the two perp's in this story. Clearly a well thought out robbery.

Monday, September 28, 2009

Rodgers 3:16

Not unlike Austin 3:16, which states "I just whipped your ass", Rodgers 3:16 says "I just threw for over 300 yards, no INT's, and ran two TD's in myself, you honky bitch."



In the Spirit of friendly competition, I'd like to say Fuck You to the following people:

-Anyone who has ever dressed up as a Viking to a Viking came. You all need to be cremated alive.
-Brett Favre, you traitorous fuck. I hope you choke, both literally and figuratively.
-Anyone who classifies themselves as a Viking "fan". Last year, THREE TIMES your team had threatened local television blackouts. And THREE TIMES you had to be bailed out by local television affiliates because you degenerates are too cheap to go and actually attend a game in person to show your support. This year, you acquire one of the greatest QB's in recent history (at least until the 2007 season, now he's just the same as any old guy on your beer league softball team... just livin' the dream), and yet you still can't manage to sell out that inflatable toilet for the Packer/Viking game. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
-Paul Allen. Get over yourself.

Conversely, I'd like to give a pat on the back to this guy. Dude, you did us well.



Anyone else know that Chad Johnson bought tickets for those fuck stick Kitty fans at Lambeau when he did his leap?

Thursday, September 10, 2009