Oh, language

Ever notice how it seems perfectly acceptable to say "You betcha", however if you say "You bet you", you sound like a dickhead?

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Storylords

I loved watching these videos in elementary school because they would get you 15 minutes closer to the end of the day. Now, 18 years later, they do the same thing only at work.

Fun with WebChat - Part 2

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10:58:44 Visitor: what is the deposit if the credit check is not favorable to your organization?
10:59:12 Employee: Which organization are you a member of?
11:02:00 Visitor: [name removed]
11:02:34 Employee: There is a credit check performed for any order that comes from [name removed].
11:03:13 Visitor: so again i ask what is the fee if the credit check is not favorable to [name removed].
11:04:22 Employee: I am sorry, I do not understand the nature of your question. Please rephrase.
11:04:59 Visitor: what is the amount of the down payment for service if your credit is not good.
11:05:26 Visitor: how much will i have to pay if my credit is fucked up
11:06:10 Employee: Without running credit I cannot give you a definitive answer. The deposit may range between $50-500.
11:06:20 Visitor: thank you.
11:06:52 Visitor closed chat window

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