Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Getting something off my chest

In college, I would pay $49.99 for a full-disclosure background check from BackgroundChecks.com on the women I would date before going out with them.

1 comment:

Dus said...

GOD I LOVE THE RIB RUFF RIDAZZZ...

HOW DO I BECOME A MEMBER? I AM WILLING TO WEAR A MISFITS VEST AND/OR PURCHASE A MOPED.

I FEEL THAT I MEET YOUR QUALIFICATIONS AND SHARE MANY OF THE SAME TRAITS...

I AM FROM WISCONSIN.

I CANNOT SKATE.

I LOVE FISHING AND AT THE TIME OF THIS EMAIL, BRETT FAVRE.

I LIKE DRINKING SODA AND/OR BEER OR OTHER ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES.

I DON'T HAVE TATTOOS, BUT AM WILLING TO NEGOTIATE.

Thank you for your consideration.

Adam
12 yrs old
Eau Claire, WI