Crime

I just downloaded a new application to my BlackBerry that allows me to listen, in real time, to the Minneapolis Police & Fire and the Hennepin County Sherriff & Fire. The first full crime that was reported as soon as I turned it on went a little something like this:

Dispatch: 61810 - Can we get a unit in the area of Humboldt and 11th Ave N?
Unit 351: 351 - We are in the area.
Dispatch: Disturbing the peace at 1251 - Suspect is a black juvenile riding a blue bike northbound on Humboldt. Juvenile is showing his penis to passers by.
Unit 351: We can take that, copy.

Crime never pays.